Designed for Thirsty Time Travelers

Motion Graphics, Digital Animation & Homebrew

STIMPYATO SEZ:

Enjoy the best in
design & beer combined together…
well, not literally

Bring your original concept to reality without losing your vision to someone following trends, tropes and looking for shortcuts. Some of the greatest ideas ever brought to fruition have been born over a frosty pint or two. Let’s talk.

GET STARTED NOW (not quite yet, though)

The Beer Labels of Stimpygato

I enjoy creating the labels as much as I do crafting the beer. Each beer label is unique to the brew it was designed for, and word-play abounds, because beer. None of these beers are or were sold or marketed, only bragged about and enjoyed personally with (ir)responsible friends.

Galactic Virgin Milk Stout
Neu Moon Belgian WitBier
Puzzler Russian Imperial Stout
Bye Don’s Early Haze
XXMM Double IPA
Double Dutch Apple
Make Myspace Your Best
Sam Atoms Boston Lager
Knot Too Hoppy Bout Dat
Pilsner Urkel
Cyser (Mead)
Sack Mead
MY story

Serving the Internet Since the 20th Century

The Stimpygato story is steeped in Internet lore and can be traced back to the beginning of the computer era. Self-tagged as Stimpygato in the IRC chat rooms of the late 90’s…

Read more about us
 Stimpygato – Appendix A

 SHOOTS THE POOL

One of my fave pastimes is shooting pool, so of course I’ve made several very silly, entertaining, but informative videos about that matter, which can be enjoyed on my personal YouTube channel.

Pool Tips n’ Tricks

Contact Stimpygato

Whether you want a quote on a design project, a commission piece, or would like to talk about anything beer related, this is the best way to break the ice and introduce yourself. No other service solicitation are welcome. I don’t need an extended auto warranty – no matter how hard you’ve been trying to reach me, nor do I need any working capital. I’m good, thanks. Otherwise, drop me a line!